Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
smell my finger.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Shame is for Republicans.
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