Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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