return my video game
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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