After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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