Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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