At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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