I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Randomize
