i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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