yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I only lived at night.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm getting married
To pizza
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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