I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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