He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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