The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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