Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You smell like a Billy Joel song
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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