i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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