Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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