Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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