No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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