For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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