Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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