I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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