I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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