found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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