Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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