Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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