fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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