love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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