i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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