quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This is the high leading the old right now
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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