Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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