Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
