Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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