Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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