Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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