If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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