Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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