I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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