He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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