There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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