Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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