I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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