dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You're earring is so big in my mouth
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Shame - the story of my life.
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