like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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