fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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