I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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