There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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