Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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