I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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