I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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