I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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