Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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