apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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