office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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