i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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