He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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