What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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